January 2011
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December 2010
First glass of wine is poured..
This is gonna be a long night :. I’ll probably pass the fuck out before midnight lolol.
Dec 31st
Yes please :D ! I already am and all, but we...
shaelaray replied to your post: Goal for 2011 Be my friend
Dec 31st
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:3 Thanks Shaela :) !
shaelaray replied to your photo: All dressed up and no where to go… Another New… Pretty lady
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Goal for 2011
Get friends.
Dec 31st
Ehh, this night is turning around.
My parents promised me a bottle of wine to myself. That shit’s so tasty and I’m such a lightweight. Ugh :)! Drinking my feelings away 2011 style ;D.
Dec 31st
Hehe thanks :3. It takes a lot to do so XD !
brandiclarke replied to your photo: All dressed up and no where to go… Another New… You’re so cuuuuuuute.
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Brad is so awesome :3
Me: I’m so fucking thirsty…..Bring me juice :D       Preferably apple Brad: Apple? Ok ;D.I put some roofies in it. Me: Hahhahaha! Eh, I’m easy…You don’t need roofies.       Unless you wanted to fee like a man. Then do it.       Doesn’t matter ;D Brad: I feel like you’re fine either way ;D So much Brad appreciation lately ^.^.  He’s the only...
Dec 31st
Listendanzilla: new found glory - hold my hand,
Dec 31st
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weareallawreck: Gif stories are getting really old okay so just STOP.  Woke up this morning *.GIF* Changed my tampon *.GIF* Masturbated in the shower *.GIF* No one actually cares *.GIF* So shut the fuck up *.GIF* 
Dec 31st
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When people call a virgin a slut.
forevertianna: LMFAO.
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Little brother makes me laugh:
Me: Yo, what do I do when Facebook freezes on my phone? Ryan: You drink more whiskey!B I think he’s a tad intoxicated. 
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“The thing about this is it’s about living with no regrets, no what ifs.”
– Duncan, the buried life (via thattaylorkiddo)
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rockandrollgrocer asked: OH YOU DELIGHTFUL ORANGINA
I heard from a certain earthworm that there was a carriage full of Chat Show hosts parked on your lawn, so I, being the helpful otter I am, decided to send my army of genderless fish to investigate.
BUT YOU KNOW HOW FISH ARE. They just got high and had rampant sex down at Ruperts. You know Rupert? Of course you do. EVERYONE KNOWS RUPERT :')
So,...
Dec 30th
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rockandrollgrocer asked: OH YOU DELIGHTFUL ORANGINA
I heard from a certain earthworm that there was a carriage full of Chat Show hosts parked on your lawn, so I, being the helpful otter I am, decided to send my army of genderless fish to investigate.
BUT YOU KNOW HOW FISH ARE. They just got high and had rampant sex down at Ruperts. You know Rupert? Of course you do. EVERYONE KNOWS RUPERT :')
So,...
Dec 30th
Dear stupid guy from my work:
Hop off  my dick.  You’re annoying as fuck.. Oh and my nap was WONDERFUL if anyone cares :D ! 
Dec 30th
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Time for a nap! I feel like a 40 year old...
Minus the hot flashes, I’m actually fucking freezing.
Dec 30th
Stay here with me...
I promise it will be, everything you’ve ever dreamed. Eventually (We All Grow) We Are Bravest
Dec 30th
Listenlaura-crispin: We Are Life - Emarosa
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Hello 4am, I haven't seen you since the summer ^.^
Feels WAY earlier though :p.
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I'm FINALLY getting around to reading "The Girl...
I’ve been waiting awhile :D !
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Wednesday night:
My plans are to read and listen to Paramore. Once the Paramore albums are finished, I’ll move onto A Day To Remember. I’m livin’ large here in Brantford (Y)
Dec 30th
Moment of silence for all those lost children...
-cherokee: diaudradaniel: those poor fetuses that never were
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It's weird to think that this is my last month of...
I’m gonna have so much free time if I don’t find a second job D: ! I’ll probably take up a hobby like stamp collecting or dog walking. I unno.
Dec 29th
Hey Courtney!
Remember when we saw We Are Bravest like 11 times in 3 months? Or something stupid like that? Awesome.
Dec 29th
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This is going nicely :)
I don’t wanna jinx anything though :. That happened last time. So..*knock on wood*
Dec 29th
Getting perfectly straight hair is such a hassel...
But worth it in the end :D!
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Hahaha I don't do it on purpose a lot of the...
sellmetheinfection replied to your post: This definition is what I do way too often. It’s gross. I’VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO DO THAT
Dec 29th
This definition is what I do way too often. It's...
Gleak: To emit a long shot of spit from underneath your tongue.
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Lets makeout, have sex, cuddle and have a deep...
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When you see an old friend and they got cuter...
thevampiredrinkscoke: wtfrancheska: LIKE OMG WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN.
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